Hear English presents a guest post from professional comedy writer: Joel, aka the Bespoke Joke Blokewww.bespokejokebloke.co.uk HOW TO FAIL AN INTERVIEW (Slow) Too slow? Try the faster version in the following post. You can get the mp.3 here. Not everyone wants a job. Maybe you’re having fun living at home, nicking Dad’s beer and eating Mum’s cooking. Or, perhaps you fancy the girl down the dole office. So, here’s how to blow that all important interview in 8 easy steps. 1 Don’t turn up on time. Employers hate this; it ensures that everyone else’s interview is late and makes them wait around twiddling their thumbs. And, don’t phone to say you’re late, I mean, they’re not paying for your credit are they?2 Don’t prepare before the interview. Don’t read the company’s website or about the industry you’re trying to join. I mean, they should know that stuff; why are they asking you?3 Make a joke. It puts everybody at ease and shows you’re a fun guy or gal. And, if it’s reall...