I had to go. Badly. But one of my three roommates was taking a luxury long shower in the only bathroom. What to do?! No oh no! The thought crossed my mind... Use theIndianbathroom? Me? None of the four of us sub-leasingthat house in Mysore, South India circa2008 had yet opened THATdoor. None of us had dared step into the vortex of how two thirds of the world do their business. But Ihadto. What was the alternative? So I did. I opened the door.... Slowly. Would the walls be splashed? Would there be water in the pot next to it? Would it even be clean? Would I fall into an infinite tunnel of shit? No. Phew!Very clean. I went outside to refill the pot with clean water, grabbed some extra toilette paper, closed the door, and did what I had to do. Wait. What is this? Fascinating! Even though it was uncomfortable, everything was easy... It almost felt... Hm, what is the word?NATURAL, human, normal.DIFFERENT. Imagine my delight when I saw the episode of Shark Tank in which Bobby and Judy pre...